Translation for 140 languages by ALS
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowline.
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail.
Explore. Dream. Discover
---Mark Twain



While the TSA at LAX duly confiscated my good (full!) bottle of single-malt scotch before I boarded the airplane, they left the other remaining non-terrorist items in my carry-on bag:

was never good at paper, rock, scissors anyway
MUGSHOT #1: Evil Matches; Acquitted of the Zeppelin tragedy; greatest human discovery since the wheel, sliced bread, the Internet; no priors for air terrorism.
MUGSHOT #2: Sharp Scissors; Standard reminder of running safety; suspected of youth corruption via association with a preening gay US pop band; no priors for air terrorism.

MUGSHOT #3: Sneaky Swiss Army Knife; world famous connection with frustratingly neutral, non-aggressive country; practical life-saver multi-tool; no priors for air terrorism

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