While the TSA at LAX duly confiscated my good (full!) bottle of single-malt scotch before I boarded the airplane, they left the other remaining non-terrorist items in my carry-on bag:
was never good at paper, rock, scissors anyway
MUGSHOT #1: Evil Matches; Acquitted of the Zeppelin tragedy; greatest human discovery since the wheel, sliced bread, the Internet; no priors for air terrorism.
MUGSHOT #2: Sharp Scissors; Standard reminder of running safety; suspected of youth corruption via association with a preening gay US pop band; no priors for air terrorism.
MUGSHOT #3: Sneaky Swiss Army Knife; world famous connection with frustratingly neutral, non-aggressive country; practical life-saver multi-tool; no priors for air terrorism
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