Translation for 140 languages by ALS
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowline.
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail.
Explore. Dream. Discover
---Mark Twain



Never go to bed with a really drunk stranger. If she is white, she'll cry "Rape!"; if she is black, she'll rename you "Child support!" and if she is brown or therearound  a shot-gun marriage is going down.

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