Amsterdam typified by marijuana

Amsterdam's tourism stays afloat due to, and only due to, the legality of marijuana. Dutch Masters, Dutch Shmasters. Tourists aren't going to give a damn about the contributions and historicity of Van Gogh or Rembrandt or legal prostitution so long as unrestrained dope smoking remains legal.

Unfortunately this is the hallmark of Amsterdam. Why, even the infamous Red Light District has taken a back seat to Internet porn as virtual sluts are more accessible---and free. Booyah!