Men don't dig feminist chicks

Feminists are always good for a hearty ribbing---get it?---or ridicule. They seem to get off on being told to shut up and go ride a bicycle. Like an arsonist who keeps trying to alight the Fire Station.

Either Canada produces the most feminists or just the loudest, obnoxious ones ...who like to travel...and confirm that, yep, no sober man digs them and no drunk man is ever that drunk, eh?

They are so stunned when I don't second their motions.

But, they affirm, you're black!

Brown University, look out.

Why is it that feminists presume black men will side with them? Aside from delusions of equality. Easy: they figure no Negro will be un-horny enough to disagree with them...and they want to piss off mommy or daddy. Tsk, tsk, tsk how quickly they forget

Anti-feminazi Rule #1: Men do not dig feminist chicks.

Take these two I encountered in Barcelona---please. Oh how they waxed blasé over casual sex (there's a joke in there somewhere) and smoked joints in front of me---me! Mr Morally Drug-free---right in front of my face. Because Canadians are sooo "unrestricted". Yet, when we didn't see eye-to-eye on my ideal wife (such intrusive bitches!) they fumed I offended them and, get this, "lost so much respect for me" in that moment.

Yeah. Now, shut up and go ride a bicycle.