Translation for 140 languages by ALS
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowline.
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail.
Explore. Dream. Discover
---Mark Twain


On the hunt for a black man (Tijuana)

This morning while walking in Tijuana a truck went in reverse and pulled alongside me. Inside were a male driver and female passenger.
De donde eres? she asked (Where are you from?)
Thinking nothing of it I answered, California. Then she, rather unkindly, asked for specifics.
Los Angeles. Why? I wanted to know and asked who the hell was she?

That's when she held up an i.d. card and said they were the police.
Well, I said, you should identify yourselves; I need to know who I'm talking to.
A look at my identification put me in the clear and the pig with lipstick wished me a good day.

They must be on the hunt for an American Negro they think is hiding out among the natives.... 

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