Remember Throw Mama From The Train?

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Hear the one about the New Jersey teenager who stuck his head out of a speeding bus? (click for the punchline) I often travel on the bus and sometimes it can get pretty tiresome. Not the long distances - I plan for that with comfortable clothing, snacks, reading material and maybe even a movie download -  so much as the oblivious obnoxious passenger(s). But no matter how irksome it can get - like the time this old bag behind me kept passing wind -  or, Heaven forbid, downright grisly horrific I am not stupid enough to poke my head out of a high speed moving bus. Though I wish some of the other passengers would. Sure, it would delay my journey a tad...but I mustn't be selfish. Think of the immediate long-term benefit to humanity!  A bad case of Stupid is best cured by death