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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowline.
Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sail.
Explore. Dream. Discover
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---Mark Twain

6/18/09

Bitchy Quebecois waitresses (Montreal)

The waitresses in Montreal are bitches

who expect obligatory tips to bring them riches

their attitudes are curt, their tits are big

with matching egos that practically burst out of their heads.

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