Sexy bookworm am I

Yesterday was my first venture back to the beach after some two weeks. As I exited the waves and sat down to resume Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea a stranger approached and called me by name. Turns out the Canadian tourist recognized my photo and spoke of modeling for his underwear catalog. What an eventful return to the beach, I thought! The company's stuff looks nice but, hey, as Madonna sings, I've heard it all before, I've heard it all before, I've heard it all before....