Free travel for illegal immigrants

"Nobody wants to go back," said Angel Martinez, who came to the U.S. illegally 15 years ago from Mexico City. "We risked everything to get here for a reason."

Sr Martinez, like all immigrants, loves his country but he loves being out of it far more. No gracias, no self-deportation for these muchachos.

In Mexico, Mexicans like to try to convince foreigners they are Americans. Outside of Mexico, they can't shut up about being "100% Mexican!"

¡Aye caramba!